{"product_id":"savage-sloth","title":"Savage Sloth","description":"\u003cp\u003e🦥 \u003cstrong\u003eMeet Savage Sloth™—moving slow, judging fast.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy rush when you can relax? \u003cstrong\u003eSavage Sloth™\u003c\/strong\u003e believes life is better at a slower pace… unless it's time to deliver some sarcasm. Equal parts chill and sassy, this laid-back legend is perfect for anyone who values naps, snacks, and avoiding unnecessary effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomize the sign with your own message or choose from our collection of hilariously lazy sayings. Perfect for desks, backpacks, shelves, or gifting to the perpetually tired person in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Personalize the sign with your own custom text\u003cbr\u003e✨ Durable 3D printed collectible\u003cbr\u003e✨ Great gift for sloth lovers and professional procrastinators\u003cbr\u003e✨ Made by a veteran-owned small business in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Warning: May encourage excessive lounging, napping, and putting things off until tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RJ ForgeWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48817632379097,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0804\/2977\/7113\/files\/Sloth.jpg?v=1781319517","url":"https:\/\/rj-forgeworks.myshopify.com\/products\/savage-sloth","provider":"RJ ForgeWorks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}